{"product_id":"chaos-plaque-bundle","title":"Chaos Bundle | 3 x Acrylic Plaques | (30cm x 30cm)","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"80\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThe Chaos Bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"23\" data-start=\"20\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree Unstable Truths. One Completely Accurate Diagnosis.\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"186\" data-start=\"82\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOverreaction. Sarcasm. Strategic emotional shutdown.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"137\" data-start=\"134\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFunctional instability, professionally presented.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"228\" data-start=\"188\"\u003eThis isn’t motivation. It’s recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"441\" data-start=\"230\"\u003eFrom announcing collapse before 9am to chemically replacing sleep with caffeine to redefining “doing nothing” as a survival strategy, this collection documents the three core operating modes of modern existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"504\" data-start=\"443\"\u003eHonest. Defensive. Emotionally self-aware enough to be funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"368\" data-start=\"286\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMadness. Obsession. Existential spirals.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"123\" data-start=\"120\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEmotional stability was never the goal.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"719\" data-end=\"739\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat’s Included\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"606\" data-start=\"531\"\u003eThis curated bundle includes three 30 × 30 cm museum-style acrylic plaques:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChaos\u003c\/strong\u003e - The Default System State\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eThis House Runs On Sarcasm And Strong Coffee\u003c\/strong\u003e - Medically Unverified. Emotionally Essential.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"821\" data-start=\"608\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelax We’re All Crazy It’s Not A Competition\u003c\/strong\u003e - Equal Opportunity Instability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"934\" data-start=\"823\"\u003eEach plaque features bold graphic typography presented with gallery-level authority and unnecessary confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1005\" data-start=\"936\"\u003eDesigned to hang together.\u003cbr data-end=\"965\" data-start=\"962\"\u003eDesigned to feel uncomfortably accurate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1178\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy Buy The Collection?\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eBecause one sign looks like a joke.\u003cbr data-end=\"1078\" data-start=\"1075\"\u003eThree look like a psychological profile.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1261\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003eHome offices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1261\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003eKitchens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1261\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003eHallways where coping mechanisms live\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1261\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003ePeople maintaining composure through force of habit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1261\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1313\" data-start=\"1263\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis isn’t decoration. It’s situational awareness.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1460\" data-end=\"1487\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Acrylic Finish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e4mm gallery-grade polished acrylic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eFloating mount hardware included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eHigh-gloss, scratch-resistant surface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003eMade to order for quality control\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1489\" data-end=\"1675\"\u003e30cm x 30cm statement size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1677\" data-end=\"1724\"\u003eClean lines. Museum presence. Controlled chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1755\" data-end=\"1800\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIndividually: £65 each. 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