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Chaos Acrylic Plaque CAFFEINE DEPENDENT

Sarcasm and Coffee

Caffeinated. Opinionated. Barely supervised. 30cm x 30cm
Quantity
£55.00
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Features
4mm optical‑grade acrylic
Floating mount system
Precision‑cut edges
Scratch‑resistant and durable
vibrant finish with a glass‑like sheen
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Crisp detail, rich colour, modern look
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Looks smart from afar, chaos up close
So basically...
For homes powered by caffeine, dry humour, and the collective agreement that mornings should come with a warning label.
Vibe
Coffee-fuelled, sarcastic, bold, warm, kitchen-friendly, office-approved, glossy, and mildly confrontational.
Product details

Some houses run on calm routines, gentle mornings, and balanced emotional regulation. This is not that house.

This acrylic plaque is for the home where coffee is infrastructure and sarcasm is the backup generator. Bold, glossy, and full of personality, it is perfect for kitchens, offices, coffee corners, workspaces, and anywhere people are expected to communicate before caffeine.Add to chat

Why it works
It works because it looks warm and polished at first glance, then immediately tells guests exactly what operating system the house is using.