From announcing collapse before 9am to chemically replacing sleep with caffeine to redefining “doing nothing” as a survival strategy, this collection documents the three core operating modes of modern existence.
Honest. Defensive. Emotionally self-aware enough to be funny.
Madness. Obsession. Existential spirals. Emotional stability was never the goal.
What’s Included
This curated bundle includes three 30 × 30 cm museum-style acrylic plaques:
Chaos - The Default System State
This House Runs On Sarcasm And Strong Coffee - Medically Unverified. Emotionally Essential.
Relax We’re All Crazy It’s Not A Competition - Equal Opportunity Instability
Each plaque features bold graphic typography presented with gallery-level authority and unnecessary confidence.
Designed to hang together. Designed to feel uncomfortably accurate.
Why Buy The Collection? Because one sign looks like a joke. Three look like a psychological profile.
Perfect for:
Home offices
Kitchens
Hallways where coping mechanisms live
People maintaining composure through force of habit
This isn’t decoration. It’s situational awareness.
Premium Acrylic Finish
4mm gallery-grade polished acrylic
Floating mount hardware included
High-gloss, scratch-resistant surface
Made to order for quality control
30cm x 30cm statement size
Clean lines. Museum presence. Controlled chaos.
Individually: £65 each. Complete set: £170
Save £25 when purchased together as a bundle.
More importantly - create a wall that tells the truth immediately.
Three warnings. Three coping mechanisms. One environment that finally makes sense.
